fthoriuminmywater:

commander-cosmo:

petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch

make hank green find the thing

Reblog if you’ve ever yelled at a book.

gallifrey-feels:

cumberrage:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

#cried at a book #threw a book across the room #slammed a book down #apologized to a book #stroked a book like a lover #kissed a book #hid a book #pet a book #patted a book like a dog 

#fallen asleep with a book in your hands #eaten dinner with a book propped up on a fruit bowl #hidden somewhere at a family gathering to read a book in peace and quiet

#walked into a pole because you were reading a book

(Source: cannibalcoalition)


sasstiel-sassbutt:

#accurate

(Source: notquitecanadian)


I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I’VE QUOTED THIS WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING


Why does your God need silver and gold? He must be greedy.

(Source: screms)


yosb:

Y O S B ’ S  G I V E A W A Y P A R T I

・‥…━━━✧❥ﾟ+.・‥…━━━✧❥ﾟ+.・‥…━━━✧❥ﾟ

so this is the first part to a long over-due giveaway for my les mis (and/or porn) followers!!! thanks so much guys!!!!

ive made four sticker sets of the movie les amis (part a: jehan prouvaire, combeferre, grantaire, enjolras, courfeyrac, gavroche) for four winners!!!! 

❢ rules and stuff ❢

  • the first winner will be announced on friday, may 31st (its my birthday yo)
  • so keep your inboxes open yall or check my blog idk u get it
  • this is for my followers yo but khalasar membership is open to all
  • only reblogs count woohoo
  • idc how many times you reblog this just exercise tumblr etiquette and dont spam your dash
  • ill use a random number generator 

laugh-addict:

family events

image

(Source: fricksters)


frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

(Source: winterfel)

The problems of writing

agent257:

pitchblack-the-nightmare-king:

  • Having a Beginning
  • Having an Ending
  • But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
  • HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
  • WHAT IS A PLOT
  • WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
  • WHAT IS WRITING

And most importantly:

  • HOW DO I TITLE

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

image

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

procrastveitor:

garetthawes:

look me in the eyes and tell me you pronounced aaron’s name correctly on the first try

“How do you say your name? Tuh-vate?”
“Yes, Tuh-vate. It’s not that hard.”

Actually, Aaron, it kind of is.


jungleeagle:

greenpeniwrite:

dracosredemption:

So here you see two photos of Emma and Rupert displaying elegance and serenity—and then there’s Dan.

“I HAVE A FUCKING BRANCH ON FIRE! I’m not Daniel! I AM HARRY POTTER!”

i don’t know what makes me laugh more the comment or the photo.

On the bright side, Dan is not on fire.

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